In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin1 patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd2 and lascivious3 behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication4 at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided5 to sTOP. You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't, he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged6 need.
I guess I was just really into it, you know? he commented with evident embarrassment7. In the process, Lawrence apparently8 failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware9 of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
It was an unusual situation, that's for sure, said officer Taylor. I walked up to and he's just working away at this pumpkin.
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said,
A pumpkin? Damn, is it midnight already?
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